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Someone who enjoys somking ganja on a regular basis. Stoners aren't scummy people. Anyone who looks down on stoner needs to go to hell. They're peaceful and have more of an appreciation for music and relaxing than most of the population. They also tend to be broke...a lot...
He's a Stona' ked, Yeah Ked...
Stoner by Rifffffff May 13, 2004
stoner's are cool ass ppl who are very creative and down to earth (obviously)they might blow most of their money buying weed or equipment that goes along with being a stoner but it doesnt really matter to them because they enjoy what they do! smoking pot is very relaxing and fun and i hate it when ppl say ohh you need to smoke pot to have fun well NO that is not always true it just makes things better! but for the ppl that are like Oh i smoke here and there and blah blah blah arnt true stoners b.c they are just all talk and just wanna be "cool" and for the ppl that dont smoke pot and are totally against it and hate ppl that do it i think they should not be oopinionated unless they do it where they have actually been high..(not just once) and to hate someone b/c they smoke pot is wrong to because a lot of ppl smoke and there are some really cool ppl out there that do and those ppl that dont could be missing out,who says just b.c you have friends that smoke and you dont means that you have to do it too... but the point of this is stoners are really cool ppl and i think it should not be illegal cuz its GREAT!!!
stoner by trblgvesmeahandx May 6, 2005

Stoner boner 

When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on
A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"

stoner cough

A cough that comes deep from your lungs as a result of smoking too much weed.
Daishon: *coughs* I think I got bronchitis.

Trevon: Nah bruh, you just got stoner cough from all that weed you been smokin!
stoner cough by justgord December 18, 2016

Stoner vibe

The ability to sense other pot heads in the area and evaluate the amount of marijuana they smoke each day.
Kyra: "Look at that dude! He's soo ripped!"
Andrea: "Wow bro, you've got that dank 'stoner vibe'!"
Stoner vibe by Sam Binder September 21, 2009

stoner porn 

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy
nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.
stoner porn by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010