Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

Simplenomics

1. The science of production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, totaling no more than $100.

2. Economics on an extremely simple scale.

"You see Tyler's soda business he's got running out of his backpack? Kid pulls in about $50 a week. A real testament to modern simplenomics."

by Cpt Dick Danger January 13, 2009

stimulexting

when you are texting someone to get some stimulation and titulation

I was stimulexting Matt last night becuase I was horny and no one else answered their phone

by Melazzle April 11, 2010

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

swimple

A pimple spawned by sweat

after we had rough intercourse, I wiped the beads of sweat off of my forehead and felt oncomming mounds of swimples arising

by Poopnoodle69 January 1, 2017

simpleton

Different from the older usage, the newer usage of the term refers to people to over-simplify every concept.

Just like there is Asperger's that is a functional version of autism, a simpleton is a functional version of the idea of an "idiot-savant." A person who can be very smart but also over-simplifies everything.

A black-and-white thinker.

"Wow, that guy is a really great programmer, but he's such a simpleton when it comes to politics and economics"

by Meme-warrior March 18, 2017

Simple

A word popularized by Solluminati and which it’s means like yeah or fasho . Simple is used only be real niggas

that nigga a bitch ass nigga SIMPLE.

Dam that bih smacking SIMPLE

by BangVros November 13, 2017