Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

stephen woo

a persian mafia gangster who throws up circles in the air and smokes jeffreys without hands.

Dude, have you seen that Stephen WOO? hes such a stud muffin falsely accusing others of smoking.

by Falsely-accused818 October 27, 2011

Stephen Taft

a stephen taft has gorgeous blue eyes that you cant get enough of and a wonderful smile. he always knows how to make you laugh and make you smile. stephen tafts' usually have dirty blonde hair and play football or baseball. they will always make time for you and make sure you feel special. stephen tafts' are one of a kind and you should definatley keep them around if you find one

girl 1: i saw you were talking to stephen taft!
girl 2: yeaahh, hes a really sweet guy and hilarious
girl 1: you better keep him, hes special

by lulsidk November 12, 2013

stephany bianchessi

The most amazing girl ever nobody knows how amazing she is

Stephany bianchessi is amazing

by Sahhhh duude December 20, 2016

stephen rehrman

A common term used when a males rectum is penetrated and tobacco is inserted in the anal cavity.

Oh man last weekend I stayed the night with my cousins in Alabama and I got a nice Stephen Rehrman

by Father J May 8, 2018

Stephanie Wilhite

She is a cute and beautiful girl. She does the best Instagram lives, if you don't follow her then you should go follow her @steph.wilhite. She also has a spam @stephwilhitez and an account where she posts her self singing and dancing to songs @stephsvideoz.She is friends with Evy Zorzi. She has a brother named Kevin but everyone calls him Kev Kev.

Stephanie Wilhite and Evy Zorzi are airpod twinz.

by @wdwjustlove.27 February 25, 2019

Stephanie abercrombie

A female who delights in the torture of baby chicks. Often to the point of killing them, for instance by forcing them to a diet of only sand.

"Hey, dont leave your baby chickens unsupervised, stephanie Abercrombie is coming over today"

by [e-mail] January 29, 2020