stanley

the product of dropping a jolly rancher into a public toilet, re-wrapping it and giving it to someone

“yooo don’t even think about giving me a stanley again, last time i got aids.”

by scharddin September 14, 2020

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It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.

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by njmad June 15, 2009

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Swingline Stapler

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009

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When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.

Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007

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staplegun

Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.

MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.

by Who else? January 23, 2004

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