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complete tripe

Don't waste your time with this noise.
*insert mediocre emo lyric here*
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sandalista

As far as is known, the term was coined by (or at least first published by) political satirist and humorist PJ O'Rourke as an essay and later published in his book, Holidays in Hell regarding the Lefty-loving, hacky-sack playing dirtballs who mourned the Sandinista's (FSLN, led by Daniel Ortega) death as a political power in Nicaragua.

The Sandalista can be described as any number of unwashed, unshaven, greasy, long-haired psuedo-hippies who spent their time lamenting the passing of Che Guevara, Paul Wellstone and most specifically, the death of Communism in Nicaragua. Their honorary political figurehead is now Jimmy Carter. They are no longer welcomed by the decent people of Nicaragua, so they came back to the United States to torment and pester the public here.

Sandalistas put no effort whatsoever into making themselves presentable to the public at large, nor any effort into obtaining job skills that would make them the least bit employable. They can be identified by sandal-clad unwashed feet, unshaven pits and legs (females), scabs, foul breath, unshaven faces (male and female) and wild, matted, uncombed hair. Their stench announces their approach. Puka shells and love-beads are their choice of tribal adornment. Females typically wear long batik skirts (to identify them as female, allegedly) to hide the bug bites on their legs, and wear no make-up. Males may or may not wear black make-up around their eyes. Many are pierced all over their bodies and head, and most have some sort of tribal tattoo. In all, it is a failed attempt to appear the peasantry they want you to think they represent.

Their politics are always Leftist.

The only species of humanoid more vile smelling than the Sandalista is the feces-encrusted drunken wino and the elusive Skunk-Ape of the Florida Everglades. Though the Skunk-Ape has better personal hygiene.
Jesus H! Look at that filthy, stinking dirtball handing out flyers on the corner! Is that stench coming from HIM? Damn, I wish them Sandalistas would get a bath and a job. Let's get the hell out of here before his fleas jump on to us!
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Hayley Williams Scandal

I'M IN THE BUSINESS OF NUDITY, GONNA GO TAKE OFF MY TOP
I THINK WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY #hayleywilliamsboobs #neverlethisgo
'got hacked' clearly means 'accidently sexting the world instead of my bf'

Comments to Paramore front woman Hayley Williams when she posted her topless photo on Twitter. or when a mofo got her hacked.
GUY1: I'm loling at the lead singer of Paramore posting her topless pic on her twitter.

GUY2: Hayley Williams Scandal alright. I bet tegan and sara are even more excited for the tour now!

GUY1: don't know why everyone's so surprised. Don't you know what they say about good little christian girls? and straight edges ?

GUY2: whatever i like boobs, you like boobs, we all have boobs. and she can really sing man, i like her band. rockstar's are hot. she cud really use a wish right now
by porNOOO May 28, 2010
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cant-standable

the feeling you have for someone truly disgusting or revolting
i almost hate the sound of her voice as she speaks such utter non-sense; she is so ridiculous and simply cant-standable. i wish she would just stop talking.
by KittyG March 27, 2010
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DayZ StandAlone

A game that will stay in alpha forever.
Mike: After 45 years this fuckin game is still in alpha! I have played Arma fuckin 17 DayZ mod and that already has more stuff in it!!

DayZ StandAlone Devs: Ok guys update 0.657 is out! Beta should be out next summer!!

Mike: "Gets bleach and proceeds to drink it"
by Sincere Viperrr YT April 15, 2016
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Stories Not Standards

The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)
Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!
by MissParty June 20, 2011
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Scandanavian Twister

The act of putting your penis in an asshole and spin around and then putting it in your patners mouh
dude i so gave karen a scandanavian twister last night
by jackof3334445696879 March 6, 2009
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