shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl

Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread

by Lucksucker May 9, 2023

Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell

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by 5ze7xr6 July 7, 2021

lay it low and spread em wide

a slut who lays on her back and spreads her legs wide foe easier access

she is just a dumb cum slut, all she knows how to do is lay it low and spread em wide.

by misfitunit1 July 29, 2011

Sheet spreader

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.

Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.

by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

spread the cheeks

When you have fart and you bend over and spread the cheeks of your ass and fart it makes a long squeky noise.

Warner: i got a fart comeing

Campbell: oi warner spread the cheeks

Warner: okay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

by Greg Mathews May 16, 2008