spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003

sponge bob square pants

a turn on

there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine

by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

spongmonkey

The singing mascot for Quizno's Subs!!!!

Spongmonkeys rock my face off

by truthlesshero March 19, 2004

spontinudity

Unplanned and impulsive removal of all clothing.

Spontinudity was rampant at the frat party last night.

by Sorority Mom July 21, 2009

sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009

Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.

I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.

by The D Abides February 22, 2010

spontaneous date

meeting another person at any location unexpectedly, then hanging out with them for a period of time.

Running into a friend at Noodles and chatting with them for a while. This is a spontaneous date

by Joey Dogggg March 16, 2010