Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"

by Flinky November 8, 2007

Spliff

To share

Blake: Yo look at this blunt i just got
Zach: Yeah that is a nice blunt
Red: WWWWWOOOORRRDDDDD niggas cant spliff that
Blake: No nigga dis is mine you need to get a job and get your own weed
Red: That's How niggas is givin it up...Come on You know You wanna spliff
Blake: No nigga bye
Red: Time-out
Blake: WHAT
Red: Can a nigga get a burger before you spliff it with ya girl
Blake: NO BYE NIGGA

by Blakeloves melissa February 1, 2009

Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!

by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004

Put In A Spliff

A term used when an event involving someone beating someone else at something occurs.
Synonyms include “Billed In A Zoot”

“You just got put in a spliff”

by Lord DUBS January 31, 2020

Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

Sploik

(Adj. Sploikery) When something makes a sloppy, messy, wet, disguisting sound, it is to be considered sploikery. If something is in the action of making that sound, it goes "sploik".

I didn't want to eat mom's experimental sauce because it looked too sploikery.

by Shplarg July 7, 2008

sploiting

To betray your allies, To shoot down your own teammates.

"You guys are Sploiting, Im BLUE!"

"Blue? haha not anymore" >:)

by Highspeedlimo January 14, 2009