Splatterpuss

The act of a man tossing a woman's salad while she urinates on the his face

Man, I was so wasted last night, I let Jenny give me a splatterpuss!

by Tron 2805 December 5, 2006

Shlat

v. Taking a poop that is extremely liquidy. Usually comes out very fast and splatters on the butt cheeks.

n. Poop that is extremely liquidy.

Dude, I fucking shlat all over ur toilet! Can you go grab me another roll?

by Isar July 29, 2008

slatte

An upper class pompous slut.

Hey Fred, that girl I like wouldn't go with me to the football game. Instead, she went out with her beatnik guy friends to an uptown bar and drank cosmopolitans. What a slatte.

by Bill of the Hill November 3, 2007

black lives splatter

an amazing game, created by a retard from 4chan.

guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!

by runte November 14, 2020

Slatered

An electrical device that has been in some way or another fiddled with by Richard Slater

My PC won't work I think it's been Slatered

by Wh1stl3r May 19, 2010

AC Slatering

When you sit backwards on the shitter, and take a disgusting diahrrea dragon dump like AC Slater sat on his chair in saved by the Bell.

Arby's decided that on Metsrefugees, he would put a video of himself AC Slatering. Sadly, his large girth prevented him from effectively accomplishing the maneuver, and some shit hit the floor.

by danman1202 December 27, 2007

slater

a word for someone with a very large penis and or scrotum. he frequently uses these two to three times daily. can be interchanged with the words beast, baller and pimp.

dang dude, hes a total slater

by the informer no. 2 January 8, 2010