Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

Varsity Slacking

Sport started at the Amesbury High School in Amesbury, MA; game involved team members to be the best at doing nothing. The only thing team members are required to do is attend rallies in uniform, but even then, they wait til the last minute

I always wait til the last minute to do something, maybe I should be a Varsity Slacker

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

spacking

To Spack upon Someone/something

*Nightro Spacks on Spackles*

by Det October 19, 2003

spanking horse

A piece of furniture used in bdsm that the sub is strapped to and then spanked

Kate was tied down on their spanking horse and Bob spanked her & spanked her while Kate moaned.

by SshhCaty January 15, 2014

Dick Sacking

The art of tieing a sack around your penus area until your balls drop off.

Person 1: Haha you have no bollocks ^_^
Person 2: Shutp up I had a session of dick sacking >:(

by stab1234 July 27, 2009

spacing

1. The act of going through myspace as you would surf the web.
2. What people with no friends do when they're bored

Dude, I saw this really hot chick when i was spacing yesterday
Who is she?
I dont know, she lives in canada. I dont know any real people who are hot

by BIGjohnny26 September 21, 2005