Soloamory

Soloamory is the practice, desire, or acceptance of loving only thyself. It is distinct from monogamy or polyamory in the fact that one can never love anyone else since no other individual can ever measure up to oneself. Typical traits of the soloamorous include: Elitism, Delusions of Grandeur, Inflated Ego, Positive Sociopathy, and Mirror-Induced erections

Soloamory

by The Real Shocky February 18, 2013

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Burnt Salmon

When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth

Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon

by Harley Boy November 1, 2007

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Silly salmon

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

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Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

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solo

1. To be by one's self.

2. The opposite of multiplayer. (singleplayer)

3. To masturbate.

1. "I am gonna go solo to eat"
2. Person A: "Wanna play some Black Ops II?" Person B: "Nah" Person A: "Fine, I'll play solo."
3. He jerked his dick real hard when he went solo.

by Hentai.Fucked.Up.Erika's.Brain January 11, 2016

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