sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

by Ranchgirls August 8, 2023

China Salary

A very low annual salary which when divided by the hours worked by an employee, calculates as equal to or less than minimum wage. Often used for non-management roles in salary-orientated business to make workers unaware that they are being paid minimum wage, or less than minimum wage.

The term is derived from the fact that many large companies send their manufacturing work over to China, to get extremely cheap labour.

Typically employed in workplaces where an "extra duties" or "extra hours" clause is present in employee's contracts, requiring them to work sporadic additional hours without additional pay.

Fairly common, but goes unnoticed when salaries are not increased over the years.

Worker 1: I don't know why Chris says the company doesn't appreciate him, he works really hard, how can they not be appreciating him?
Worker 2: Didn't you know? He's on a China Salary.

by Boris K March 18, 2013

Alexa Scolaro

she's really ugly, very stupid, and actually has no true friends that are there because they want to make her life better. She always gives everything for anyone who shows the slightest hint of need. She never gets it back.

Wow, she's ugly, must be Alexa Scolaro

by 18.18 January 2, 2020

fart slart

Absolute royalty who is also a bit of a whore

Oh Aiden? He’s a total fart slart

by octopus’s y May 10, 2022

slart

A fart emitted by a slut, or a slut that smells like farts.

I should have never given that hooker tacos. Now my car smells like a slart.

by redrum March 26, 2005

slark martyr

A great rock band from Louisville, KY. Unknown to most, but give them beer and they will rock!

enjoy Slark Martyr while cleaning up the kitchen or making a mess in the garage.

by slark January 6, 2008

shlarp

To slap someone with humorous effect intended

I shlarped my friend

by angelsl July 29, 2009