Sneezphishing

The act of secretly scanning your surroundings after you sneez seeking for someone to acknowledge you and say "Bless You" to satisfy your need for attention.

We caught the woman sneezphishing at her cube after sneezing 3 times in a row!

by Illogical Son March 8, 2017

sneezing on the dog

What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick

"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."

by cbreitenfeldt98 November 24, 2017

Snezhi

The most wonderful,cute,caring and adorable person you will ever meet.They are great friends and are good listeners.Did I mention how cute they are?On a scale from 1-10 its a solid 100

If a Snezhi is reading this,just know there is someone that loves you and cares for you

by $leepy Tra$h January 8, 2018

sneeze in your pants

cumming into your own pants

Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."

by SuperCuntNugget January 28, 2018

Sneezle

Friend: Achooie
Me: What was that?
Friend: I have the sneezles
Me: What is that?
Friend: It's like a little sneeze

One may get the sneezles when the pollen count is high

by amanda2169 June 19, 2018

Sneezegasm

That sense of pleasure, or relief, from finally sneezing after waiting through an entire day of waiting for that one fucking sneeze to come out.

Guy1: "Yo, dude, I just had a sneezegasm, I feel so fucking relieved now."
Girl1: "What in the fuck?"
Guy2: "Nothing better than a sneezegasm, my guy."

by RK800#84329009 July 4, 2018

sneeze puke

A party foul where at first you expect a sneeze, prompting friends to say, ‘bless you!’, but end up vomiting with the force of the expected sneeze

Oh my god.. last night while playing True American I sneeze puked off a chair into the lava.

by AbusiveTortoise July 14, 2018