snowbortion

When you think you're going snowboarding but then... you aren't.

Nate thought he was going snowboarding this weekend, but the universe delivered a snowbortion.

by DrLittleGirl May 22, 2018

Snowglobe

A neo-conservative, Trump Supporter and/or Neo-confederate. The fitting narrative being that they are trapped in a small fantasy world and can easily be wound up or shaken into a blind frenzy.

There are a ton of snowglobes protesting that planned parenthood clinic.

by Mr. SnowmanPants August 30, 2018

snowblack

Dope and a pussy lover

He is snowblack

by Us name is u February 12, 2019

snowboarder

1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.

or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.

skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes

by donut sauce February 24, 2019

Snowboss

A retarded 13 year old who is loving and caring but too retarded to know.

the Snowboss is here

by SnowBoss June 22, 2019

Snowglobing

When someone has a man’s cum inside their mouth and proceeds to swish the cum around like mouth wash.

Nick watched Shelly snowglobing his cum.

by Kickenkyle October 3, 2019

Snowboarding

The absolute most gay sport in the world

Hey Jim, Lets go snowboarding!
Yea Mark we can Do anal later too.

by KingSlaya69420 November 6, 2019