Cook-from-scratch snob

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.

Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.

by justakidatheart March 8, 2013

music snob

someone who listens to music or bands that aren't that popular yet. whether it be good music or not, they don't like to share it.

I'm a music snob, I don't like to tell people bands

by eli tomas August 22, 2006

snobbing it

The use of when one boasts for a lengthy period of time, mentioning many of their favourable and great points.

"Then i travelled here, and then here, oh and this is where we bought the Mercedes"

"Dood, you're snobbing it way too much!"

by Aussie Rob May 23, 2006

tool snob

This is a person who believes TOOL is the best band in the world and looks down upon any other type of music. Tool snobs especially hate nu metal and emo kids who think their type of music is superior. Tool snobs believe Tool's music is the most complex and thought provoking ever created. Some, though not most, even believe the lead singer is a god.

"Tool is so thought provoking and deep, you would never understand their lyrics..." -A Tool snob to someone who doesn't know Tool.

by Heino July 29, 2008

euro snob

someone who thinks they are better than everyone else in a way where they point their nose up or someone who dresses in european fassion but is bad at it or someone who hates america for no reason or a bad reason.

snob: you guys should join my yacht club
us: sorry we dont have one
snob: well not everyone is meant to be rich
us: euro snob!

by z!g July 9, 2009

Snobble

1 n. nickname for any reference which eschews Wikipedia-style "mob rule" for "snob rule". Coined as a portmanteau of "Google Knol Snob Rule".

2. n. the list of 200 elite tech writers participating in social media as compiled by Robert Scoble

1. Webster's is just another Snobble. I prefer the Urban Dictionary.

2. Molly Wood didn't make this year's Snobble. I can't wait for the mollyrant.

by Fe1d January 13, 2009

cell phone snobbery

A flip phone? Seriously? Did the welfare check not come in

Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"

"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"

"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.

by Jackie826 January 15, 2011