A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs
Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017
Get the Smoothiemug. When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022
Get the Chocolate Smoothie Expressmug. A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
by pas6969 October 3, 2017
Get the Carrot smoothiemug. Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
Get the Smoothiemug. Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.
Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!
by Spurgeman November 25, 2016
Get the colorado fruit smoothiemug. A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.
by R Dingle March 30, 2015
Get the smoothie hatermug. by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020
Get the Fruity smoothiemug.