The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

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Google Smart

Describes someone who while communicating over the internet googles information and then portrays it as their own thought or as if they always knew the information they are displaying without looking it up mid-conversation.

Person 1: "Everybody knows that Rutherford B. Hayes was the 19th President of the USA"

Person 2: "Dude you're full of shit, you just googled that. You're not smart, you're Google Smart"

by Johnh1020 September 25, 2010

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smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)

I guess this definition makes me a smartass

by whatserface November 25, 2007

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smart rock

Rock music with high-brow lyrics. Usually alternative-sounding, and bizarre to people who don't get the references (often political, philosophical, scientific, or to other smart rock).

Dude, check out my smartrock collection. I got They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies...

by Irrelevant January 30, 2005

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