Love Scopes

astrology horoscopes that specifically focus on the relationship compatibility between people based on their Zodiac signs

Thanks to social media, I can read my love scopes every day instead of having to wait for the new local weekly to come out.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 19, 2013

Skopec

When the captain of the football team is a virgin. He’s actually gay, but only for the male swimming team solely for how they shave their legs. He enjoys baking pies and has an IQ equal to twice that of a chihuahua.

Swimmer 1: That guy made me a pie yesterday.

Swimmer 2: Dude, he’s such a Skopec.

by Dragon July 26, 2018

The Slone

The act of jacking off to gay porn.

He is in the bedroom doing the Slone.

by Golden Shower Elf April 21, 2009

slape

An evolved version of sleep. What Blastoise is to Squirtle and Wartortle, Slape is to Sleep.

"Ready to go, where the hell you at?"
"Waiting on Homer, he's slape."

by jackwizzy June 6, 2014

Slone

someone who's a gay furry fister

Person 1: I'm think I'm a slone
Person 2: ew

by Baguette master June 2, 2020

JOHNSON SCOPER

someone who scopes out other guy's johnsons.

dammit cleatus...dont be scoping other guy's johnsons

by KENNY THE SHARK November 19, 2004

nose scope

A common misinterpretation of the more popular term "no scope" when playing call of duty. Females who are oblivious to first person shooters often think "nose scope" is the proper term; hence why they need to stay off the sticks.

Dalton: "Hey Emily, look up what it says for "no scope"
Emily: (starts typing "nose sco")
Dalton: "Were you just typing in "nose scope?" It's "NO SCOPE," as in you don't scope in. NO SCOPE!!!!!

by KURTLE5 January 17, 2011