bench simmons

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season

Yo I just hit a bench simmons

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023

Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK

Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever

by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 12, 2023

Dirty Dawn Simmons

The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.

Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.

by Golden Void September 6, 2019

Pulling a Simon

Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people

Yo don't be pulling a Simon right now bruh

by DDBarbie February 14, 2020

Straight Edge Simon

Someone that doesn't do drugs or drink alcohol

Dave: Is Larry coming to drink out for a drink
Daniels: Nah i think he's become a straight edge simon

by Conm January 16, 2021

Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!

Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!

by Anjuna February 4, 2022

Nick and simon

The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)

Damn nick and simon like to eat ass and smoke grass

by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022