scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.

Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?

by Tlitt January 3, 2018

scoop du jour

Scoop of the day...a take off on the oft seen menu term "soup du jour "

For the scoop du jour and all the latest photos of celebrities one just has to get on social media

by sheila in the car March 1, 2018

Shloop

To squeeze through a tight spaces like a condom

Trey: im bout to hop in the hot tub
Mel: you better shloop in there, there's toonly many people

by R.Sanchez August 12, 2018

Shjop

A word a tree hear before being cut down. Mostly said in all Swedish areas. It is usually said twice while cutting a tree down.

“Hey look tree, ( while cutting down tree)shjop shjop!”

by TodEBoi October 12, 2019

Scoop out ya poop shoot

When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend

*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot

by Bihassniha124 November 8, 2019

camel scoop

When a Male pulls his trousers so high his testicles fall either side of the seem.

"Oh look! Fin is camel scooping! What a prat"
"Check out that dudes camel scoop"

by Camel scoop May 21, 2021

Sheop

The sport of hunting a recently orphaned child.

Jimmy, it will be so fun to ladoop you after the annual sheoping

by FullOfRegrets October 11, 2022