Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 July 3, 2010

scooped up

Adj: Used to describe a female that is currently in a relationship with someone else

Jon: "Look at Tonya over there, she's lookin fine"

Bobby: "Don't bother, she got scooped up just last week"

by BMoney January 28, 2005

Scoop

1. The "SCOOP" is pushing you're hand up on another man's boobies or chin. "SCOOPING" is mostly done at Schools, or in public places. When you see a fat person or someone with a big chin, you would preform the "scoop."

2. There are three main types of scoops, MEGA, CHIN, and normal.- A mega scoop is when the scoop lasts over two minutes and the boobies flap up and down, when this occurs you yell "MEGA SCOOP!"- A chin scoop is preformed when someone has a big chin, you simply push up from under the persons chin and say "CHIN SCOOP!"

1. Nick is walking to his locker from class when suddenly he gets a scoop from Michael. As michael preforms the scoop he says, "SCOOP!" and then he runs off.

2. Danny is sitting in English class. Josh notices that Danny has a big chin. Josh goes up to Danny and scoops his chin. Josh says "CHIN SCOOP!" and runs to the other side of the room.
- Grant is outside sitting on a bench. Grant gets approached by Anthony. Anthony goes up from behind Grant and starts to scoop him multiple times as this happens he says "MEGA SCOOP!"Grant has no choice but to take it until Anthony gets tired. Anthony stops after two minutes. Grant has just been a victom of a mega scoop.

by LiL C DoE JusT January 6, 2011

swoop and scoop

the act of drawing your hand around and up the lower edge of the ass and then grabbing a piece at the end

I was standing there and for no reason Kim came up behind me and gave me the ole' swoop and scoop.

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Scoops

Boobs, scoops are boobs

Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms

Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks

Scenario 1 - two men and a homosexual woman (dyke) are a walking through a park a 'top heavy' female is walking towards the group on the other side of the path.

Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number

(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )

Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho

Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend

Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!

by Wgfyb🌊 November 22, 2016

Vagina Scoop

When a guy cums, pisses, and spits in a girls pussy then mixes it with his dick and later scoops it with an ice-cream scoop and puts it in her mouth or his mouth.

MM-Hey Bob guess what i gave Maddie?

BB-The weird girl?

MM-Yes!

BB-Oh what did you give her mason?

MM-I gave her a Vagina Scoop.

by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011

Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy

by Senator of the sauce March 27, 2019