shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021

shacker

someone who sleeps over at random people's places after a night of drinking

setting: morning
did you hook up with that girl last night?
naw, she's just a shacker.

by txstateperson September 4, 2006

Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010

the spocker

Similar to the shocker. When 2 fingers are inserted into the vagina, and 2 fingers into the asshole. As opposed to 2 in the vagina, 1 in the asshole. Derived from Mr. SpocK from star trek's greeting.

"I totally gave that girl the spocker last night.

by KoolMFkev September 28, 2008

Shocked-shocked

A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.

Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.

by tvsteve April 29, 2010

snocker

(v): to get extremely drunk; to be tipsy or woozy after the effects of alcohol. (past tense = snockered)

hey i went to a party last night. I got so snockered up, it was not even funny.

by NBC April 9, 2003

Spocker

v. To put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout 'Live long and prosper.' Based on the traditional split fingered Vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.

That little Star Trek bitch, her ass so loose one finger won't do, so I gave her the Spocker.

by Jay Mc January 18, 2008