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Boner Shock

a sudden and immediate turn-off in the middle of an otherwise hot hook-up
"Brian bit Asaf's lip open right during the hook-up and he was sure he got an STD! What a Boner Shock!
by baby819 August 14, 2011
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Like shock

When one gets many more likes/retweets/favorites on a social networking site than usual.
"Man I usually get about 10 likes, but that picture of my dog got 30. I'm like shocked"

"Did you see that girl whose hot now? She used to get a few likes, but now she's got like 50 on her prophile pic. Total like shock."
by Itsqaffletime August 2, 2013
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Apple-eptic Shock

This is a condition that can happen to a person who has recently purchased an Apple conputer. To them, the world seems a little duller, a little more nonsenseical. Simptoms include: Long blank gazes at the Apple's interface and/or hardware design, shutting out of external stimulous such as telephone, email or personal contact and in extreme cases the user may stop eating.
Oh man, it's not looking good. Geoff's been in Apple-eptic Shock since he got his new 12" PowerBook with superdrive and iPod at no extra charge.
by Ernst Schneider December 23, 2004
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pound it, lock it, shock it

a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.
"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)
by bpbrs December 6, 2006
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tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
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Sticker Shock

The feeling people get when the realize the true price of an item that they initially thought was a bargain or at least a good buy. Often leads to buyers remorse.
Many Obama voters are feeling a sense sticker shock now that they are faced with the true cost of his programs and agenda.
by lbsrfr September 14, 2009
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Toxic Shock Sundae

When a girl uses a single tampon for the entirety of their period. Then once the bleeding stops, they ring it out over ice cream and eat it.
Girl 1: Oh man i'm so glad my periods over.

Girl 2: Yeah, now I can make a Toxic Shock Sundae!
by ChaseiGuess October 29, 2019
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