Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.

D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"

by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010

Shitting a kitten

Regional idiom. To "shit a kitten" is to overreact to someone's insult when it was clearly banter.

Ryan: Hate you Jade.
Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.

by KittenShitter2012 February 26, 2012

shitingle

When u.poop on a roof

Man he shitingle on.my.roof

by dabeast55 February 21, 2014

testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU

You are a testicle shiting rectal wart!

by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010

Climax Shitting

Waiting until the very last minute to defecate. The process requires you to hold in your fecal matter for lengthy periods of time and then let it all out at once.

Doctor: "You got colon disease cause you ain't be climax shitting."

by DB Banjovi October 12, 2012

French Shitting

When you can't get all of your shit out, so you shit multiple times in one day.

"Why did Jimmy go to the bathroom 4 times?"

"He was French Shitting"

by Swagglord January 7, 2014

dirty shitbird

Someone who screws you over for a cheap fuck

That dirty shitbird left me at the bar for a cheap 10 dollar hooker!!

by Peterbilt1 March 10, 2014