head shed

another term for condom

William donned a head shed before he fucked the bitch.

by Doug Mesner May 7, 2004

tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005

Seductive Babies

A term used to refer something to better or worse than something or someone. To say that specific nouns are better/worse than seductive babies is to refer to that thing as a young small person...that's very sexy.

Tony is worse than a seductive baby...

WOAH! That movie was more interesting than seductive babies!

I'm not a pedophile...but I sure dig my seductive babies.

by Dan Punk Rock France February 19, 2011

traccy shed

Bus station / shelter

Stood at the traccy shed

by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009

She shed

A place where closer lesbians go to cheat on their boyfriend/husband

"I love that girl, but she's always spending so much time with that woman and her she shed"

by fayve March 13, 2020

shed

massive skeetage all over a woman's face or body

"Janelle whats that on your face?"-Jeff
"Well i think its SHED" --janelle
"ooh, thank you Jeff"

by WES JOHNSON June 30, 2006