A common idiot, often refereed to as a noob or a tool. A person referred to as a stood is also stupid.
He handed us the money, not knowing that we weren't going to pay him back. What a stood.
by Foxybird March 17, 2011
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An illegal that blames his lack of skill in fortnite to lag and people “ teleporting.”
That dude stood will never get better at Rocket League. He’s just a bad octane kid.
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If you are lucky enough to not only be a Stuart but also a Dude, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!
James: "Sup Stood?"
Stuart: "lmaoplanes, Smeddles"
James: "Rofflecopter, Stood"
by jayseven April 16, 2005
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As in "To get stood up" or "To be stood up"
To have gone on a date, except to find that you've been left by yourself because your date never showed up.
1. I had a date with a really hot girl last week, but she stood me up after realizing she was way too good for me.

2. My sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. She's never going to see that jerk again!

3. I was really looking forward to my date last night with Jenn. I even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. But sadly, I got stood up and all my effort was in vain.

4. If you're stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn't interested in you.
by mrpaul1112 December 02, 2005
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