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Shirt Booger

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.
Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!
by drizzle roach June 5, 2013
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Sheev

A popular synonym for ‘The Galactic Senate of the Republic’, located on the capital city of Coruscant.
The senate will decide your fate.”
“{Sheev is} the senate!”
Not yet.”
“It’s treason, then.”
by jshawls January 24, 2018
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sharkchalk

Liquid chalk. A liquid version of the traditional block chalk that has been used to improve grip in weightlifting, climbing, and other sports that require grip strength.

The name derives from the texture of actual shark skin. Shark skin will allow a hand to move freely in one direction while halting the hand if it were to move in the opposite direction. Liquid chalk or sharkchalk goes on smooth, then grips.
Do you use block chalk or have you upgraded to sharkchalk yet?
by Cliff Jaetner March 21, 2021
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Quartz, Parchment, Shears

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.
by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012
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Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020
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shotgun strategy

This is a problem solving approach, which attempts many varied solutions; versus a rifle strategy in which a single focused solution is attempted.
The sales manager decided on a shotgun strategy to boost sales, by using several salesmen with different approaches.
by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016
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shelmerdine

a good 'rogering'
when a woman is walking away from consumation with a slight limp or a sore ass she has officially been 'shelmerdine'd'
by bombasquat September 22, 2010
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