Schum

To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset

Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes”
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”

by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025

Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.

“We got a floater”
“So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome”

by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025

Moritz Schumann

A cool Guy

Hey! This Guy is Moritz Schumann

by hidethepainharoldxd November 21, 2018

To scomo

To skulk out of town when the pressure is on

Time for me to scomo

by Irker February 3, 2020

nada scooms

when the cowboy girl misses the horse and hits the ground!!!!!!!

*cowboy girl misses the horse and hits the ground!!!!!!!* NADA SCOOMS!!!

by scooms April 26, 2020

Dirty Scomo

When you fuck something up so badly it can’t be unfucked

“Yo did see the intern in marketing, pulled a Dirty Scomo! There’s no way he’ll last the month working her”

“This morning my partner gave me a Dirty Scomo, I think they might still be a virgin”

by FriendlyGladys March 28, 2021

Abigail Schumacher

who u take ur trauma out on

You just got mauled by a rooster? Better call Abigail Schumacher!

by rkbro November 23, 2021