Scootertard

A person who tries to enter the motorcycle culture while riding a scooter.

Did you see that idiot park his scooter next to Bob's Harley? He is such a scootertard.

by pfudd August 14, 2009

scooterbagel

a half vegetable, half fruit, twisted, portable bagel

THOMAS Scooterbagels

by Scooterbagel Originator May 19, 2010

Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

by Goyoza June 24, 2010

scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)

1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."

by oldtigercub March 21, 2011

Scooter Bops

A magical item that no one will ever have the decency to comprehend.
-n- the most desireable item on ones mind in a moment of thought.

Hey pal, did you get any scooter bops with that slut last night?

by KillaKr3w22 July 31, 2011

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

Scooterbutt

A form of male gossip

Jason: "Did you hear that Sarah gave Damien head?"
Vaughn: "Stop spreading scooterbutt!"

by another_pomme April 6, 2012