Schlitzed

When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.

I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.

by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013

AC-Schnitzer

A guy with a fucking large penis that is like 1000 meters long

OMG that guy has a AC-Schnitzer

by AC-Schnitzer April 13, 2005

schnibble

Little pieces of things left over from somethinf larger.

After you erase something, the little pieces of eraser that you have to brush off are schnibbles.

by athuyghe March 11, 2009

Schmitt's

Another word for "gay". In reference to Saturday Night Live skit involving Adam Sandler and the late Chris Farley.

Schmitt's Gay.

by Sic2bSic December 19, 2008

schnib

Schnib is a similar word to damn or idiot.

"You Schnib!!!"
"Schnib, I've just stained the carpet with wine and the colour won't come out!"

by Rmg12 November 10, 2008

Schlitz

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.

"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."

by Landshark30 May 13, 2015

Schmitty

A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.

Look at all these Schmittys. Every beer is still half-full. And now we're out of beer.

by St. Tee February 4, 2010