A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.
Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.
John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.
Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.
John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.
John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.
Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.
John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.
by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013
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Also used as an insult to somebody
Also used as an insult to somebody
"oh my god Dave just scooted all over me"
"oi you ya scoot! you better get lost before i scoot all over you.
"oi you ya scoot! you better get lost before i scoot all over you.
by thommyd01 December 2, 2011
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A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.
Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.
Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.
Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.
by Eggulf Hitler December 13, 2012
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Get the scootchy mug.The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.
Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!
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