satan's taint

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.

man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"

by big dick daddy from cincinatti February 19, 2006

satan's vagina

a way to describe something extremely amazing

holy moly jill, that sandwich was satan's vagina!

by Yevgeniya Wolf December 26, 2011

Satan wear

Slag for gothic apparel. Primairly of the shade black. May refer to any of the gothic sub-genre styles: Cyber, Industrial, Victorian, or Death Rock. Made of materials that may include leather, PVC, rubber, lace, or velvet. Dubbed so, because most people assume goths are also 'Satanists'.

"My mom went through my closet, and shredded all my Satan wear. Now, she's making me go to church!"

by D. Gould February 1, 2006

Satan's Loaf

A bit of a wrench; a turd of titanic proportion

Don't wanna go in there mate - Satan's Loaf wouldn't flush!

by Dog April 22, 2003

satan's minion

A person spreading evil on small and large scale, bending people towards tempting tasks

Thats the guy who taught me how to masturbate and showed porn, a true satan's minion he is

by agelessdevil January 25, 2011

satans dick

When you put hot sauce on your dick, before having sex with someone as a prank or revenge.
Or…
When you put hot sauce on somebody's vibrator.

i got so mad at my mom that i put hot sauce on her vibrator, so the next time she uses it, it'll feel like satans dick.

by LiverpoolWon January 29, 2016

Satan sandwich

Dressing up a succesful right-wing hostage-taking situation as an act of political compromise.

This debt ceiling agreement is a real sugar-coated satan sandwich!

by Afrofuturist August 2, 2011