Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh May 27, 2016

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 1, 2017

safety wee

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017

safety lock

Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands

You will not attack me! Safety lock!

by 1SS December 7, 2020

Safety Glazes

Protective glasses to prevent semen from getting into your eyes .

My friend Shane always keeps his safety glazes on when I'm around.

by LollipopTom December 7, 2020

safety taco

A taco that is kept in the car for safety purposes (noun)

Did you know that the third rule of driving is keeping a safety taco in the vehicle at all times?

by santaclause2000 November 2, 2021

safety sister

A sister whomst you trust with your safety at all times, especially at like a frat event.

"Hey my homie, need a safety sister for tonights super dope frat event?"
"What's a safety sister?"
"I dunno man, ask Trent."

by anonymous November 14, 2021