Safety Nasa 

An expansion of the classic “safety/doorknob” game. If only the word “safety” is used upon ripping ass, other players may call an “aftershock,” in which they are granted to punch the ripper one time.

In order to prevent this occurrence, the ripper must announce “safety NASA” in order to shield against the aftershock.

*rips ass* Safety NASA! Sorry guys, but you’re not hitting me with an aftershock today.

Safety Nasa by Homiebrodogbiscuit360thesecond August 16, 2025

Safety beer 

During session drams (spirits), to take a safety break from the strong drink routine & slow down the alcohol intake with a beer.

The Legendary On Call Team around the Wedderlea Firepit: “aye, time for another round of nips”
The Bad Man: “I think I’m getting ahead of the project timeline here with the drams - I’ll just have a wee safety beer for now”
To be entered into the On Call Team Meeting Minutes…

Safety beer by BobBEGGZ August 17, 2025

Safety MOM 

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.

The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM

Safety MOM by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025

Safety-faggot

A guy that females feel safe around because they think he's gay, regardless of whether or not he is.

Julian is a safety-faggot - Ramon Valenzuela

Safety-faggot by Pimp Clownzo December 24, 2025

Safety Scissoring

Safety Scissoring is the act of scissoring with clothes on.

Scissoring, also known as tribadism or tribbing, is a sexual practice involving vulva-to-vulva contact with a thin layer of clothing for pleasure, often in a position where partners intertwine legs like scissors, though it encompasses various positions for clitoral stimulation. It's a form of frottage (rubbing) and while common in lesbian relationships, anyone can do it, focusing on vulval contact with a thin barrier of clothing for orgasm through friction, not penetration, and can happen in many body positions.

i love safety scissoring as it lowers the risk of AN sti

Safety Scissoring by iamnotamidgetwithagoblinspear December 30, 2025

Orlovsky safety 

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.

-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."

Orlovsky safety by Tuggernuts December 21, 2008

Edgeless-safety-cube 

A sphere.

Portal Sphere Cube Edgeless-safety-cube

Edgeless-safety-cube by Willaam May 13, 2011