poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion

rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe

by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013

safety swipe

A match made on Tinder with a person you only thought was kind of cute instead of the person you really wanted to match with. Alternately, a match with a thottie instead of a hottie.

Man, I keep getting matched with all my safety swipes.

by clutchins July 2, 2015

mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.

by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

by nicole95j June 16, 2016

wipe swipe

When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.

I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?

You know it, that's why It too so long.

by The antichirist of memes May 23, 2016

My Swipe

The person you are currently dating that you met via a mobile dating app.

How did you two meet?

He's my swipe — we met on Tinder.

by fabianistheword November 27, 2016

Troll-scope

When a person known as a troll (someone who strives to trick people) pretend they will not troll you but then proceed to 360 in your mouth and trick yo

Conor and Will, the troll-masters, hid behind the bush to troll-scope the kids leaving the party.

Man 2: "Please do not kill me I am reading my book"

man 1: "Ok"
man 1: *kills man 2*
man 1: "get troll-scoped lozer swizz

by jellyfamjuheardd69 May 18, 2017