Chunk Stumps

Lumps that forms on a girl's ass/legs due to the absence of exercise and a proper diet.

Damn that girl was thick, but those chunk stumps turned me off.

by Faggotwagon May 12, 2019

Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole

Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump

by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017