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myspace stalker

A person who stalks someone on myspace. Usually they are totally and completely obsessed and sometimes may know the person in real life.

They can be rather scary, and will fill your inbox with messages they have written to EVRY BULLITEN you post. They send more messages on top of that asking why you haven't answered the other messages yet.
Tab:So, how's your myspace stalker?
Jess:Umm... He's kinda creeping me out.
Tab:How so?
Jess:Well we don't even know each other, but I saw him at school so I was polite and waved. Then, he wrote me on myspace and said he was mad because I didn't go sit with him at the assembly in the gym.
Tab:Psycho much?
Jess:I think so.
by ily4ever May 28, 2007
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Facebook Stalking

The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.
Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
by NCgirl59 December 15, 2008
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Creepy Internet Stalker

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.
by tengu shoes January 7, 2005
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Stalker-fake

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.
Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."
by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009
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Stalkward

The sensation of awkwardness that ensues upon running into an individual several times in the course of the day, without intending to, leading to the conclusion by the other party that you are stalking them.
1. "I hadn't seen Amy in weeks, and today I ran into her six times! It was stalkward, man!"

2. "So, I'd never met this guy before, but I've seen him like five times today, it's really stalkward!"
by cavecanem January 27, 2010
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Gang Stalking

Gang Stalking is a systemic form of control, which seeks to destroy every aspect of a Targeted Individuals life. Once a target is flagged, their information is sent out to the community at large, and they are followed around 24/7 by the various communities that they are in. A covert investigation might also be opened, and electronic means used by the civilian spies/snitches as part of the overt and covert monitoring and surveillance process.

The citizen informants can be parts of these community oriented policing programs, but are often just average citizens. Everyone in the targets life is contacted, advised as to why the individual has been flagged, advised not to discuss the flagging and asked to be a part of the ongoing, never ending monitoring (systemic harassment) process. This process is covertly designed to destroy the target over time, leaving them with no form of support.

Gang Stalking is experienced by the Targeted Individual as psychological attack, that is capable of immobilizing and destroying them over time. The covert methods used to harass, persecute, and falsely defame the targets often leave no evidence to incriminate the civilian spies.

It's similar to workplace mobbing, but takes place outside in the community. It called Gang Stalking, because groups of organized community members stalk and monitor the targets 24/7.
Joe blew the whistle at work about the bad things that his company was doing. To silence Joe, they had him flagged as aggressive and dangerous. His information was sent out to every community, store, apartment, and future job. Then the Gang Stalking began in earnest.

After Joe got flagged his life feel apart, weird things started to happen, harassment, mobbing, he thought he was going crazy, but it was really just the community acting hyper vigilante trying to get rid of him. They assumed based on the flagging that he was crazy or dangerous.
by gang-stalking April 11, 2010
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gang stalking

Not US Government but secret underground society. Each district has a manuscript, field agents, TI, caterers, managers . Gangs of America Streets of America IGY6 podcast can provide more. Money via fraud (drugs, real estate, identity, etc.) gang stalking forces people into slavery, brainwashing, mind control, hypnotsis, drugs, and others. Gang Stalkers are not always willing participants mob, gang, home grown terrorist cell are the ones who think they control the world and the people within as their Master or power hungry pricks (lots reference to gay communities). Gang stalkers at field level are usually friends or acquaintances, being or forced ' via blackmail, coercion, manipulation, corruption, reprogramming, reformatting, hypnosis, drugged, kidnapped,or threatened. Often blaming things on cartels. They are using brain sharing, brain swapping, astral projection, emf broadcasts, "force fields" WAN, wireless, Westbanco. Shoretell, Nuvox communications. Blue mile. RMF, Underground Railroad,Fallout shelter. Military bunkers,

Gang stalkers are cyber terrorists, rapist, murderers, liars, cheats, theives, witches, pricks

Cards against Humanity originated from Gang Stalking. Gang stalkers are narcissistics thought to be originated Hibbs Rd Williamsburg were the UPC inventor lived. And connected via WAN
Frosty are you still gang stalking that freshman, or you forced him into submission yet?
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Dude you think someones reading your mind? yeah you are being gang stalked and are a targeted individual, what did you do sleep with Zachs boyfriend?
by GangsOfAmericaStreetsOfAmerica October 28, 2022
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