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Spam Rammer

A person who enjoys sticking their dick in a jar of spam or something spam-like. For instance Mayo
Amy was shocked to find her husband John sticking his dick in a jar of mayo like a spam rammer.
by Dr.Waffles March 20, 2010
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spamatozoa

As confusing as the million sperm to one drop odds of spam mail weburfing way through a spider web
Voting: standing mail member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun. Im wondern if I shd clean up or play with my spamatozoa .

Decisions. Decisions.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Spam-Porking

Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.
She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!
by pottie mouth September 11, 2011
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Saemin

The name of a very handsome man whom is very likely to be rich when he is older and good looking.
The little baby should be named Saemin because the fortune teller said he will be handsome and rich
by YoungBlood826 November 20, 2012
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Spam

Pointless messages, comments, or posts that are repeated over and over again. This word was most likely used thanks to the Monty Python sketch called "Spam". In the sketch an old woman asks what's on the menu, where she is told everything on the menu has spam. After the old woman yells about her dislike to spam, vikings in the cafe begin singing the 'Spam song' over and over, angering and upsetting everyone. The credits at the end all have a reference to spam.
OR
Spam, or spliced ham, is type of meat, usually canned.
Old Woman: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
Old Man: Oh, cheer up, dear. I'll have your spam. I'm having spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam!
by Lovelynamedear December 10, 2012
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SPAM

Repeating something to the point of drowning everything else out. Be it a word, sentence, paragraph, an entire book, jibberish, pictures, emails, a type of email (unsolicited), and/or many other things including those that have yet to be invented. This can be in a chat room, email, instant message, text message, online game chat, forums, in person, etc... etc... etc...

The origin of SPAM is a Monty Python skit about spam (the canned meat). Where the Vikings end up drowning out the dialog singing about spam.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
by StevetheSteeeve May 6, 2016
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Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.
Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.
by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009
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