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smores

It is when a guy craps on a chicks stomach and then cums on top of that. And then they start screwin eachother with all that between them.
When Jenny and Mike had sex the did smores, nasty!
by vampirechick2003 May 11, 2004
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and he scores

1. means he put in there and made it feel good
2. a sport term for scoring in another teams goal
1. he scores and she is really liked it
2. and Andy Griffith scores
by PlayDohMan July 23, 2004
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Soares

a woman whose chintastic and can knock a row of children down with one simple turn of the head. As you glance to the back of this chinpolsive woman you can see her enormous badonkadonk.
Child: Uhm miss, can you tell me where the restroom is?
Soares: (turns around with huge chin)
Child: (knocks child down cold)
Soares: Im so sorry are you...
Child: (runs away and screams) Stop being such a Soares!!!!
by The Moobs March 3, 2008
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sore throat

Although this is actually a phrase it deserves to be recorded immortally in the dictionary of joy. This is a term to be used only when you are in great peril, say you are forced to do something with someone you are far less than fond of. Simply say:
'I've got a sore throat' and you can express you desperation/sadness/anger in an amusing way without conveying your feelings to the enemy. Genius isn't it?!? Share the phrase with all your close friends, just remember you with caution. Also problems and confusion can arise when a true sore throat occurs. Anyway, this phrase will come in useful when you are with people involved in ponchomania or wicca wicca blazin' squad members.
At school with you amigo when the enemy stroll over and starts to talk....
You say, 'I've got a bit of a sore throat at the moment'
Your friends will understand and muchelemayo will follow, the enemy is left very confused!!
by [Katie and Ellie] December 20, 2004
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shress

An article of clothing that is a mix between a shirt and a dress. Best described as those frilly tops that girls wear over jeans or tights and often wear boots along with them.
Vanessa looked great in her bright green shress and matching boots.

Forever 21 has a lot of shresses.
by Gilbert M. August 22, 2006
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Diamonds on the soles of her shoes

When a man, while engaged in sexual activity with a partner, puts the soles of their partner's feet together so the arches create an orfice and proceeds to bring himself to ejaculation by thrusting his penis between the feet.
"People think she's crazy, she's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes...now that's one way to lose these walking blues..."
by Pat Perkins July 21, 2008
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Soreface area

Amount of someone's head that is aching and injured after an unsuccessful fight.
Have you seen Brian? He got into a fight in a bar and lost. Now his head has a huge soreface area.
by docsterx July 7, 2011
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