snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008

Snatch-Up

A woman who is in a committed relationship with someone else is considered Snatch-Up.

That girl is so hot - too bad she Snatch-Up!

by Cracka Dem June 11, 2018

snatch patch

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

Snatch Patch

A derogatory term for all-female college Sweet Briar College, located near Lynchburg, Virginia. Sometimes used as an insult directed towards specific Sweet Briar students, but frequently used as a general statement toward the entire institution.

"Hey man, have you gone to the Snatch Patch recently?"

by Anon.2007 December 14, 2008

snatch mouth

*A mouth that has oraly endulged in a plentiful ammount of vagina.
*A mouth that has tasted an abundance of hairy vagina.

Clemens is the snatch mouth king, because Italian snatch is the snatchiest of them all. Clemens has endluged in plenty of hairy italian snatch.

by ryan tim michael March 2, 2008

snatch bubble

a very loud fart that comes out of the womans pussy/snatch

maaan! dat bitch had a rottin snatch bubble it was skunky shit!

by travis July 25, 2004

Snatch Mileage

How much action a womans vagina has seen over the years.

Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"

by Shady Hady January 15, 2009