The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon
Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.
by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021
Get the simpled mug.What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.
You: Did you burn down my house???
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
Simple Man: ?????
You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???
Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…
by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025
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Get the Simple mug.A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
Get the Simple Majority mug.Real Simple is an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.2 The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being
Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
Get the Real Simple mug.Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.
EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022
Get the Simple Josh mug.A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
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