Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

Simp

A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.

“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”

by jcrew889 March 29, 2020

Simp

A man/boy who puts a woman/girl as #1 priority and will do almost anything for them, such as donating them money or attacking YouTube Channels and/or Twitch

"Hey dude, You are such a simp. I don't think I want to be your friend anymore."

by AsianChan69 September 1, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything for alil p*ssy

Connor is such a simp

by Fishpog April 2, 2020

Simp

Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.

That guy is such a simp.

by IPrince May 15, 2021

Simp

When your homie is solely focused on girl all day every day even though she won’t give him a chance. Especially when she makes it known she won’t give him a chance

Doconn has been simping over Jolene for over a year now, he needs to get some help, let’s talk to him.

by JahHandle July 16, 2020

Simp

A man who worships a girl who doesn’t like him back. Another word for a man whore

That kid Evan is mad Simpin

by Kobe’s helicopter January 31, 2020