jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

mini sesh

There is no such thing as a mini sesh, it can not be defined. How have or go home you pathetic weesles!

I like to mini sesh with panda pops and fedos

by JADE MACHIN UNO June 2, 2017

matinee session

This is an Old School expression used to describe an afternoon of lovemaking or having sex or whatever you want to call it. A personal favourite.

Hey babe, would you like me to call around for a matinee session?

by EatMyWake April 20, 2018

hydration session

To have a drink usually a beer

Oi boys it’s time for a hydration session

by Hydration master December 28, 2018

Pink Sesh

When two or more women consume cannabis together socially.

Hey, look at the pink sesh. Wonder if we can join them.

by persephoneroe June 22, 2019

Steam session

Masturbation

I just had a steam session before I came to school

by glyssin July 7, 2019

Quick Sesh

Having a quick wank

I' m going to have a quick sesh before my mum gets back.

by Xx_FortniteG0d69_xX December 19, 2019