Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

by rperazag June 29, 2010

self copulation

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."

e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.

by Roland_07 October 4, 2007

self hell

Self hell are the self help books that make you feel worse after reading them because your life is so pathetic.
Also, self hell aisle, where self hell books are found

I read that self hell book, but it only made me feel worse.

by mllp July 27, 2008

self-injury

The act of deliberately inflicting pain upon ones self without means to commit suicide. This can be done in a variety of ways both conscious and sub conscious. Self - injury (or self harming as it is also known) is done mainly to relieve emotional pain, like to release a pressure building up inside a person, and they feel they can't communicate efficiently enough to relive the pressure and resort to harming themselves to relive it. It can also be done as a sub conscious or even conscious attempt at seeking attention. This may be because the sufferer feels lonely or depressed.
Self-injury may also be a result of a tension or stress building up on a person who may relieve this stress by biting nails or pulling hair etc. Small, everyday habits.
Self-harm is commonest in young teenage girls. There are MASSIVE amounts of peer pressure on these girls now from friends, family and the media obsession with 'perfect people' It is not just a problem with teenage girls however, it is found in teenage boys, adults and elderly. The national statistics are 1/10 people self harm at one point in their life. Self-harming can include:
-Cutting/ scratching (any part of the body)- scratching can be subconscious
-Burning (can be done with a flame or friction burn. For example of friction burn, rubbing oneself with a pencil rubber until a burn is made)
-Poisoning
-Biting (biting lips and fingernails can be subconscious but biting skin is more of a conscious decision)
-Pulling out hair (Trichotillomania) - this can be subconscious
-Exposing self to heat and cold extremes
-Even piercing oneself several times, for the pleasure of the pain, not for the beautification.
Self harming can be taken too far and if you self harm, its a good idea to keep a first aid box nearby, and keep the object you are using as clean as possible.
Self-harm can lead to loss of limbs etc due to gangrene and infection and accidental death. People who self harm are statistically also more likely to commit suicide.

Jane cuts herself with a razor. jane is a self-injurer/self-harmer

by happy now? July 24, 2004

Self Against City

An indie rock band from Sacramento, California. They formed in 2004, and is the first band to sign to Rushmore Records. The five-piece has an EP out, Take It How You Want It (2005), as well as the recently released full-length album Telling Secrets to Strangers (2007).

Self Against City = Amazing band

by tsuzuki90 January 16, 2007

self pleasuring

masturbating oneself

the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.

by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

self-pwn

When an attempt to insult someone (or pwn them) backfires and results in self-humiliation.

<PersonA> eat my fucking shit
<PersonB> I would but I'm too busy suckin yo daddeh's cock
<PersonA> ....
<PersonB> er, wait..
<PersonC> self-pwn
<PersonB> fuck

by Snake0 July 7, 2007