Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.

Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.

I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.

by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

CHICKEN SCOOTER

When a guy puts it in her ass then her pussy without a condom on.

Yeah Tom is chicken scooter, he bragged about it last night!"

by Chickenscooterkid449 April 5, 2022

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

scrotal leakage

a condition where your ball sack leaks a bell cheese like substance.

Wow his scrotal leakage is making the shower unbearable.

by jimmy nutsack July 25, 2008

scrotal attire

Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.

Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?

Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.

by Magik Marker February 9, 2014

Scrotafication

the method of death by which a sexually flustered husband or lover ties a woman down and uses his ball sack to suffocate her, by stretching his whole ball sack accross his wifes face like a plaster mask until she slips away.

husband " Shhh Shhhh Shhh, you've gave be blue balls for the last time. Feel their wrath!!!"

Wife "MMmuuuuhhhhhhh aahhhhhhhhh.....gasp..." (dies of Scrotafication)

by wondertroll March 7, 2018