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Scientology

Scientology is a church started by L. Ron Hubbard
According to dianetics (the Scientology bible) people are posessed by "tethans" (some sort of aliens) who make people sad or confused.
Members of the Church of Scientology believe in two higher powers: Xenu and Money
by Alfred Nonymous May 1, 2008
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scientology

A religion that is about as ridiculous as a literal interpretation of the bible.
However nutty Scientology (and those who believe its' stories literally) may be, the reality is that 33% of the US population literally believes in the bible, which is no more or less nutty.
by ShadowCreator October 20, 2007
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computer science

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.
by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003
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Aperture Science

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Aperture Science is a scientific research company founded by Cave Johnson. It was once called "Aperture Fixtures" but then named "Aperture Science Innovators" to make the shower company more hygienic. The company was actually focused more on science. Long story short, In 1998, the robot, GLaDOS, was turned on during the holiday, "Bring your daughter to work day". Unfortunately, GLaDOS became self-aware and filled the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin, killing the scientists. Aperture Science was closed and turned into testing area, run by GLaDOS.
Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us-- except the ones who are dead.
by Tactfulcore December 13, 2013
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Because Science

The perfect answer to any otherwise un-answererable question.
Why is it so nice outside; because science
by Science-Why April 12, 2014
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Creation Scientist

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)
Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!
by AzISeeIt April 19, 2011
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scientology

A murderous cult,of dumb buttmunches,on an
elevator to Hell.They've already killed
some innocent people.Some of it's famous
members are George Clooney,Tom Cruise,Isaac Hayes,and the
crazy lady from Dharma & Greg.
George Clooney:Today it's America,tomorrow...the world.
Isn't Scientology great?
by Zenox November 10, 2008
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