Salisbury

A town in massachusetts where the people are all gangster wannabes, goths, or know it all preps.

Elizabeth is from salisbury

by lmao1232321 October 14, 2009

Salisbury School

Avon rejects.

Did you get into Avon Old Farms?

No, so I'm going to Salisbury School instead

by WINGED_BEAVER November 26, 2009

salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.

Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.

by Albal44 March 4, 2009

Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.

AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!

by kss4777 August 5, 2008

mount de sales

whoever said we all were sluts and fake ~ i think that you are thinkning of your new school hunny. it was a good try though.


btdub ~ i have most def seen u with ur popped collar...now tell me...WHY do YOU pop YOUR collar?

mount de sales lovvvva

by spoken like mom May 6, 2005

Salisbury Wiltshire

A city in the south of England, it is like the South Central of Wiltshire, with daily shoot-outs and people selling crack cocaine on every corner. The main cause of this is the asian community in the Bemerton Heath suburb, which is approximatly 1 mile west of the city centre. There is also the are known as the Friary which is located in the city centre and has gained infamy for the amount of Gypsy's with ten-bedroom caravans selling Marijuana they grew in a windowbox.

The City Centre is best avoided on a tuesday and saturday due to the farmers market (below), mainly because on these days, the whole city centre is overrun by coffin dodgers and the senile, who decide to walk into every other person they see then collapse in a heap.

Apart from the above, Salisbury is a relativly attractive tourist village with a traditional farmers market selling overpriced, overrated and overthehill vegetables and a cathedral that has the tallest spire in europe and was built by eastern-europeans in 2005.

BadMan1 "Lets go score some rocks from the Filipinos in the Heath"
BadMan2 "nah blud they charge too much, jst get a korma insted
BadMan1 "Its lucky we live in Salisbury Wiltshire"
BadMan 2 "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratttt TING"

by omfgroflcopterkthnxbye January 15, 2011

Wealth Management Sales

n. A selection of esoteric indiviudals that spend their time comtemplating selling various form of structured products whilst not actually selling any.

I am going to Tibet to seek out the monks, the lamas, and Wealth Management Sales.

by Doodey E July 30, 2004