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Roasted

When someone has gotten insulted to the point that their clothes actually begin to burn at an intense heat and the screams of the people who just saw you get roasted (mostly your squad) are nothing compared to the man/woman who hollers like a fucking monkey right in front of you as he celebrates his victory and triumph over your pathetic and puny existence. The roast will apply to you wherever you go and people will point at you and talk about the kid who got wrecked 24/7 for 3 fucking weeks straight.
Boy: "Hey you look like a complete retard"
Boy #2: "AT LEAST IM NOT A COMPLETE RETARD, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE HERE!"
The entire squad: ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by He who roasts November 5, 2015
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Rooster Tail

While mud riding, your tires sling mud into the air behind you in the shape of a rooster's tail.
Did you see ol' Jimmy slingin' them there rooster tails. Whoowee they tuk er jubs!
by lcworks February 26, 2017
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Romance Rooster

An older man who used to kiss his wife very often when they were dating. But now has lost the pleasure of kissing. One 'Pickles' strip showed Earl and Opal fighting because he no longer kissed her. This was what lead to the Romance Rooster (Pickles July 25, 2004)
Opal: Hey Earl, you never kiss me anymore. I wonder why?

Earl: I guess I forgot how. I used to be a Romance Rooster.

Opal: I know. Those romantic dates we had back in 1945, I miss those to death.

Earl: Well, how about we have one tonight? Maybe, we can bring the Romance Rooster back. Maybe we can get some magic!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 17, 2011
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Asian Rooster

where you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. Then wipe the blood on her chin and cum on her chin so i drips down like a rooster.
DUDE!!! I fucked my girl, then gave her an asian rooster!

thats fucked up....
by The Puma, Savage, and B.B. November 13, 2009
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get roasted by cody

when someone says, " get roasted by cody," you know it has to be a true roast.
Bob, "You're dumb."
everyone, "omg get roasted by cody"
by ugggghwhycantithinkofausername October 23, 2019
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Alright-roo/Alrighty-rooster

Meaning a complete understanding and readiness, all can use except for Vince, Eric, and Taylor... because they didnt ask permission
Alright-roo/Alrighty-rooster, i will stop blowing air into Bear's face.
by Nick Guacheta June 18, 2008
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roasted chestnuts

when you put your balls into someones mouth and fart
Dude, I just gave her roasted chestnuts!
by MsEmaMac September 19, 2009
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