A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.
Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!
Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.
Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!
Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.
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