Independent Research

Fucking bullshit that people try to pass off as genuine scientific research

Look, Bill Gates, the Earth is proven to be flat! All with the power of Independent Research!

by GetOverHere007 March 22, 2021

releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003

Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.

Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.

by KingofWomen December 15, 2010

Release the Beast

Usually used when fighting or about to fight, in this case it is used when hanging up on a rude or abusive caller. Can be used as a passive aggressive weapon if calls are being monitored or if a manager is nearby and you don't want them to hear you rip said caller a new asshole

If this bitch raises her voice to me again, I'll release the beast and hang up on her ass.

"So then I told her that we don't allow non-service dogs in this hotel and she flipped out on me, calling me a cunt and all this other shit."
"What did you do?"
"I released the beast. I wasn't going to stand there listing to someone scream at me over shit I don't control."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Repeat offender.

When you've previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. In this case they don't count as a new lover so your number never goes up.

"Last night I accidentally hooked up with a repeat offender. I hope he doesn't call again."

by Lola XXX February 5, 2009

Release the beast

To drink a large quantity of Milwaukee's Best. This is usually done with the intention of getting hammered drunk.

Jake: (Rolling into a party with a case of Milwaukee's Best) "It's time to release the beast!!"

by Jimi_Thing March 30, 2009

Release Out and Peace Out

1. The act of having sexual intercourse, reaching orgasm and leaving the premises with little to no emotional attachment.

He knew she wasn't girlfriend material. So Jason just took her home from the bar to "Release Out and Peace Out."

by ThePRAWN July 16, 2011