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dude. u got a D on ur test. U retard!
by djifhurye2374372898 October 3, 2011
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retarded

1. 4/5 of the dumbasses creating "definitions" of this word.

2. slang word for "silly, funny, stupid, etc"

3. an term disliked by politically correct people, such as your parents maybe.

4. people with lack of common sense, imagination, sense of humor, or whatever that pisses you off about them when socializing with others.

5. anyone who has read definitions 1 through 4 and "still doesn't\don't get it."
I no hi ain't collin' mi returded, ryght?

Kim laughed, "i swear, ya'll be actin' retarded sometimes!"

Boy: "hey mommy look, it's that retarded kid again!"
mom: "honey, don't call him that. say he's "mentally challenged" okay?"

"I hate that guy, eh. he's fucking retarded, eh!"

"i'm sorry, you're just too retarded for me to help you any further."
by Lord Jimarou February 9, 2009
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retard

The guy below me because he does not know proper english. Such as Mental Retardation.
Guy below "....mental retard..."
Me "Stfu and go back to school, idiot."
by Explict January 5, 2008
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Retard

A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.
he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.
by the uwebolla virus October 9, 2008
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retarded

1. an adjective used to describe something that is slow.

2. slang for stupid, dumb, etc.

3. mentally handicapped

4. adjective used to describe people who get offended over the slang use of the word (#2)
1. Wow, that tree's growth has been quite retarded from its lack of water.

2. Wow Bob, you lit the cat on fire, you're fucking retarded.

3. Jim is in special ed, he's retarded.

4. You're fucking retarded, nobody is making fun of your cousin with down syndrome when they call someone else retarded.
by retardedPerson November 19, 2009
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retarded

the top definition of this word on this site. (see above)
The person who made that ridiculous list must be retarded.
by hallucinog3n March 27, 2010
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Retard

re·tard ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4 Show IPA

verb (used with object)
1. To make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

verb (used without object)
2. To be delayed.

noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.

4. Slang: Disparaging .

a. a mentally retarded person.

b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

5. Automotive, Machinery . an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
EVE Online Example

A great example of "retard" in the EVE online community would be someone named Ocean Water. Also known for looking to share time with men as quoted below.

19:51:02 Ocean Water > Ocean Water I suggest you go out side look around find a man to share time with

20:55:39 Ocean Water > Ocean Water LLLOK uP LRRP READ before showing how much of an idiot you really are
by Dragnarok December 13, 2012
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